Microsoft’s BSD support

On the NetBSD blog you’ll find an announcement that Microsoft has donated working code to support an experimental hardware platform to NetBSD.

Microsoft has a mixed relationship with open source software. There’s the perennial discussions about Windows using BSD’s TCP/IP stack, .NET for FreeBSD, Microsoft buying and killing a NetBSD-based phone, and any amount of blather ranging from the absurd to the paranoid. What makes this different?

First, it’s a gift. No strings attached — the BSD license doesn’t support strings. Copyright has been assigned to the NetBSD Foundation. It’s ours now, and there’s nothing Microsoft — or anyone — can do to take it back.

Second, the extensible MIPS hardware can be reconfigured in software to support application-specific tasks. This is cool. I’m sure that someone will tell me that this was done twenty years ago and that the prior work has been unfairly ignored since, and someone else will tell me that this is really no big deal, but it sure sounds interesting to my uneducated ears.

Third, NetBSD support will help get extensible MIPS running on other BSD platforms, and to a lesser extent on other operating systems. If the hardware ever becomes widespread, that is.

I doubt that this means any sea change in Microsoft’s relationship with open source. This code is of limited use today, given the scarcity of hardware. Microsoft Research offering eMIPS patches would not surprise me, but there’s a difference between cooperation in research and cooperation anywhere else.

upgrading to OpenBSD-current, the stupid way

My desktop runs an OpenBSD snapshot from April 2010. It’s well past time I upgraded. OpenBSD’s usual upgrade path works quite well, but I’m simultaneously lazy and willing to reinstall this system from scratch if something ghastly happens. (This might also invalidate any bug report you send.)

Don’t do this if you have any need or respect for your computer. I treat my desktop with a mix of indifference and contempt, so I’ll proceed.

Back up your data. I attached my external 1TB USB drive. /var/log/messages shows:

Jan 21 10:08:17 avarice /bsd: sd0 at scsibus2 targ 1 lun 0: SCSI2 0/direct fixed
Jan 21 10:08:17 avarice /bsd: sd0: 953869MB, 512 bytes/sec, 1953525168 sec total

It’s device sd0. What partitions are on it?

$ sudo disklabel sd0
...16 partitions:
# size offset fstype [fsize bsize cpg]
c: 1953525168 0 unused
i: 1953520002 63 MSDOS

I want to mount sd0i.

$ sudo mount_msdos /dev/sd0i /mnt/
$ cd /home
$ sudo gtar -cvMf /mnt/laptop.tar mwlucas

One annoyance with using an MSDOS-formatted disk for backup is that you can’t have a file larger than 4GB. My home directory is multiple times that. I must use gtar to back up my home directory, and use the multiple-volumes option. When gtar completes a 4GB file, it asks me to prepare a new volume. Move the existing backup file to a different file, then hit return to have gtar continue.

While that’s running, let’s get the download files. Go to the OpenBSD mirror list and choose one near you. Use a web browser to verify that the shapshot on the site is current. Open a FTP session to that site, and grab all the bsd* and *.tgz files.

ftp> cd pub/OpenBSD/snapshots/amd64
250 Directory successfully changed.
ftp> prompt
Interactive mode off.
ftp> mget bsd*
wait
ftp> mget *.tgz
wait…

Verify the checksums of the downloaded files against the checksums in the SHA256 file on the FTP site.

$ cksum -a sha256 *

I have backups. I have the files, and they aren’t corrupt. We are now at the point of no return. You can still follow the recommended upgrade procedure. I encourage you to do so.

Shut down all unnecessary processes. If you’re forwarding packets, stop. If you’re in X, exit to a text console. Kill all daemons that aren’t necessary for a minimally-running system.

Copy your desired kernel to the root directory. I’m using the multiprocessor kernel. Also save a copy of your current reboot command.

$ rm /obsd ; ln /bsd /obsd && cp bsd.mp /nbsd && mv /nbsd /bsd
$ cp bsd.rd /
$ cp bsd /bsd.sp

Now overwrite the nonessential parts of your userland.

$ tar -C / -xzvphf xserv49.tgz
$ tar -C / -xzphf xfont49.tgz
$ tar -C / -xzphf xshare49.tgz
$ tar -C / -xzphf xbase49.tgz
$ tar -C / -xzphf game49.tgz
$ tar -C / -xzphf comp49.tgz
$ tar -C / -xzphf man49.tgz

Do not extract the etc49.tgz distribution, as that will overwrite your core system configuration! You must update /etc separately.

Update the core programs last. The core system includes programs like tar and reboot. Once you update the core, your system is running a new userland on an old kernel.

$ tar -C / -xzphf base49.tgz

Your system is now basically unusable; you have new binaries running on an old kernel. You must reboot now. Afterwards, I’m running:

OpenBSD 4.9-beta (GENERIC.MP) #777: Tue Jan 18 13:56:34 MST 2011

Generate the new device nodes.

$ cd /dev/
$ sudo ./MAKEDEV all

I prefer to reboot after recreating device nodes. The new reboot command is now usable. After the next reboot everything looks fine, except for this message:

Could not load host key: /etc/ssh/ssh_host_ecdsa_key

So, there’s a new key type. I’ll get that as I upgrade /etc, by running sysmerge(8). Go to the snapshot directory and run:

$ sudo sysmerge -s etc49.tgz -x xetc49.tgz

Sysmerge will compare your installed /etc with the snapshot fileset and show you the diffs. You can install the new file, delete the new file, or merge the two together. If you’ve used mergemaster(8), sysmerge(8) will be no surprise.

Then reboot again. With the new /etc, OpenBSD automatically generates the missing SSH key for the new crypto algorithm.

My system is now upgraded.

In the interest of sanity, I need to remove and reinstall all the packages on this system. This isn’t a big deal, except for those few that must be built as ports because I require something unusual. Set PKG_PATH to the packages directory of your closest FTP mirror and run pkg_add -ui

$ sudo pkg_add -iu
quirks-1.32: ok
ORBit2-2.14.19:libiconv-1.13p0->libiconv-1.13p2: ok
ORBit2-2.14.19:pcre-7.9->pcre-8.02p1: ok
ORBit2-2.14.19:libgamin-0.1.10->libgamin-0.1.10p3: ok
ORBit2-2.14.19:gettext-0.17p0->gettext-0.18.1p0: ok
...

Walk away.

In this particular case, pkg_add crashed when my chosen FTP mirror limited the number of successive connections from my IP address. I raised this on misc@, and got an answer and a fix almost immediately.

So, even fools like me can get help. But don’t count on it.

mod_security2 case sensitive?

I’ve written previously about using mod_security to block referral spam and hosts on a DNS-based RBL.  I thought it was working pretty well, until I looked at my referrers today and saw lots of hits from “FreePornVideos.bogus” (domain name & suffix altered).  I shouldn’t see this, as my mod_security rules include:

SecRule REQUEST_HEADERS:REFERER "porn" deny,status:500

Lots of mod_security documentation claims that matches are case-insensitive.  I should not be seeing this.  What’s going on?  I believe that the problem is that the referral matches are case-sensitive, but let’s verify that.  First, let’s try a simple referral in lower case.

$ wget http://www.michaelwlucas.com/ --referer=porn
--2011-01-19 10:17:32--  http://www.michaelwlucas.com/
Resolving www.michaelwlucas.com (www.michaelwlucas.com)... 198.22.63.8
Connecting to www.michaelwlucas.com (www.michaelwlucas.com)|198.22.63.8|:80... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 500 Internal Server Error
2011-01-19 10:17:32 ERROR 500: Internal Server Error.

That works as expected.  Now try with a capital letter:

$ wget http://www.michaelwlucas.com/ --referer=Porn
--2011-01-19 10:17:34--  http://www.michaelwlucas.com/
Resolving www.michaelwlucas.com (www.michaelwlucas.com)... 198.22.63.8
Connecting to www.michaelwlucas.com (www.michaelwlucas.com)|198.22.63.8|:80... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 200 OK
Length: 10376 (10K) [text/html]
Saving to: `index.html'

Matches are case sensitive, despite what I read in the documentation.  Listing both Porn and porn won’t solve the problem, because that won’t protect me from pORN.

Lesson of the day: verify you’re reading the correct documentation, and that you read what the author actually wrote.  mod_security2 uses PCRE for regular expressions. Version 1 used POSIX.  If I want case-insensitive matching, I have to declare that in my regex.  I modified the rule to read:

SecRule REQUEST_HEADERS:REFERER "(?i:(porn))" deny,status:500

Reload Apache. Test again with wget.  Both porn and Porn are now blocked, as well as pORN.  Petulance of the day remediated. Now back to BGP.

identifying probable intrusion vectors with flow data

Shortly after Absolute FreeBSD came out, I worked with gpart(8) and thought “I should have put this in the book.”  Just after Cisco Routers for the Desperate went to the printer, I worked with tracking gateway availability and said “Drat!  This should have gone into the book!”  This is a recurring motif in my life.

Now that Network Flow Analysis is out, I should have marked calendar space for “interesting flow analysis opportunity.”  If you want to know the details behind all of this, look in the book or in the flow-tools documentation.

Someone recently penetrated a dev server I help support. I want to learn how they got access, using flow data.  I have no idea if this is realistic, but let’s go for it.  I previously made a reasonable guess about the date the host was compromised, so I know the time window to examine. I’ll attack the problem by identifying “known good” traffic, removing it from the data, and examining what remains. (This might not be the best method, but I know that a couple security and intrusion response folks read this blog, and one in particular won’t hesitate to tell me I’m fubar, so check for comments.)

First, let’s see the traffic this host sends and receives.

# flow-cat 2010-11-09/ft* | flow-nfilter -F ip-addr -v ADDR=189.22.36.165 | flow-print | less

srcIP            dstIP            prot  srcPort  dstPort  octets      packets
189.22.36.165    194.28.157.50    6     7781     80       40          1
194.28.157.50    189.22.36.165    6     80       7781     40          1
189.22.36.165    194.28.157.50    6     9008     80       40          1
189.22.36.165    194.28.157.50    6     9008     80       40          1
194.28.157.50    189.22.36.165    6     80       9008     80          2
189.22.36.165    194.28.157.50    6     6625     80       80          2
194.28.157.50    189.22.36.165    6     80       6625     80          2
189.22.36.165    82.135.96.18     6     445      59423    80          2
82.135.96.18     189.22.36.165    6     59423    445      96          2
189.22.36.165    72.167.161.47    6     80       51428    40          1
72.167.161.47    189.22.36.165    6     51404    21       84          2
...

This machine is an Ubuntu box.  It regularly contacts random Internet sites to check for updates.  The developer also browses the Web from it.  If I’m to have any luck, I must exclude Web browsing traffic from this host.  (To the best of my knowledge, there is not yet a Web site that will automatically root any Unix-like system.  I might be wrong.)  I normally configure most filtering on the command line, but this is complicated enough that I need to write an actual filter for it.


filter-primitive port80
type ip-port
permit 80

filter-primitive victim
type ip-address
permit 189.22.36.165

filter-definition victim-browsing
invert
match ip-source-address victim
match ip-destination-port port80
or
match ip-destination-address victim
match ip-source-port port80

We match all traffic from the victim machine to port 80, and from port 80 to the victim machine, then invert the filter to exclude everything that matches. Add this filter to the command line and we get:

srcIP            dstIP            prot  srcPort  dstPort  octets      packets
189.22.36.165    82.135.96.18     6     445      59423    80          2
82.135.96.18     189.22.36.165    6     59423    445      96          2
189.22.36.165    72.167.161.47    6     80       51428    40          1
72.167.161.47    189.22.36.165    6     51404    21       84          2
72.167.161.47    189.22.36.165    6     49768    21       296         6
189.22.36.165    72.167.161.47    6     21       49768    262         3
72.167.161.47    189.22.36.165    6     51428    80       40          1
...

Some interesting things here. This machine shouldn’t be running a SMB server, but the first two flows show that someone connected to us on port 445, we answered, and we sent a bunch of data. The developer owner probably installed Samba as a dependency of something else she installed, and never even noticed. Nobody on the outside world should be talking to this machine’s Web site, but it’s not that surprising that someone did. There’s a small FTP query next; I suspect it’s one of the innumerable FTP scanners.

There’s still 1,690 lines of this stuff; far too much to assess by eye.  Let’s trim it down by assuming this is the most common sort of intrusion.

Generally, an intruder attacks a service on a machine. He would then send the code for the exploit or IRC bouncer to the machine through that service.  Let’s make the (uncertain and unreliable) assumption that one or the other of these is larger than 1 packet.  Most DNS transactions, pings, etc, are 1 packet, so by looking for flows larger than 1 packet we exclude this innocuous traffic.  The following primitive and filter only passes flows larger than 1 packet.

filter-primitive gt1packet
type counter
permit gt 1

filter-definition gt1packet
match packets gt1packet

Now add |flow-nfilter -F gt1packet to the command line and see what remains. The following immediately stands out:

...
189.22.36.165    79.115.103.225   6     22       4382     3703        19
189.22.36.165    79.115.103.225   6     22       4383     3095        11
189.22.36.165    79.115.103.225   6     6667     4384     120         3
189.22.36.165    79.115.103.225   6     6667     4385     120         3
...

The first port 6667 connections are to a host 79.115.103.225, a Romanian system. Let’s strip out all of the previous filters and see what traffic these two hosts have exchanged. There’s a lot of SSH traffic, more than we see from the usual brute-force guesser.

# flow-cat 2010-11-09/ft* | flow-nfilter -F ip-addr -v ADDR=189.22.36.165 | \
   flow-nfilter -F ip-addr -v ADDR=79.115.103.225  | flow-print | less
srcIP            dstIP            prot  srcPort  dstPort  octets      packets
79.115.103.225   189.22.36.165    6     4381     22       371         6
189.22.36.165    79.115.103.225   6     22       4381     394         7
79.115.103.225   189.22.36.165    6     4383     22       1984        14
189.22.36.165    79.115.103.225   6     22       4382     3703        19
189.22.36.165    79.115.103.225   6     22       4383     3095        11
189.22.36.165    79.115.103.225   6     6667     4384     120         3
189.22.36.165    79.115.103.225   6     6667     4385     120         3
79.115.103.225   189.22.36.165    6     4384     6667     192         3
79.115.103.225   189.22.36.165    6     4382     22       11804       118
79.115.103.225   189.22.36.165    6     4385     6667     192         3
189.22.36.165    79.115.103.225   6     22       4382     12688       103
79.115.103.225   189.22.36.165    6     4382     22       1664        19
79.115.103.225   189.22.36.165    6     4382     22       5564        64
189.22.36.165    79.115.103.225   6     22       4382     9708        50
79.115.103.225   189.22.36.165    6     4382     22       14956       169
189.22.36.165    79.115.103.225   6     22       4382     16060       129
79.115.103.225   189.22.36.165    6     4382     22       1040        12
189.22.36.165    79.115.103.225   6     22       4382     928         8
189.22.36.165    79.115.103.225   6     8888     4470     120         3
79.115.103.225   189.22.36.165    6     4470     8888     192         3
79.115.103.225   189.22.36.165    6     4382     22       4316        49
189.22.36.165    79.115.103.225   6     22       4382     11344       42
79.115.103.225   189.22.36.165    6     4382     22       1924        23
189.22.36.165    79.115.103.225   6     22       4382     8800        20
...

Using flow-print -f 5, I can view the timestamps and verify that the IRC activity started shortly after the SSH activity started using larger amounts of bandwidth.

Can I be certain that 79.115.103.225 is my attacker? No. Is this activity suspicious? Absolutely. I can examine the hacked machine, or a disk image thereof, and identify the account used to penetrate the machine.

This is not proof, but it’s a place to start. In assessing the rest of the data, I can now exclude this host. This will further reduce the pool of data I am assessing.

While I can’t use this as grounds for flying to Romania with body armor, a machine gun, and a machete, I can realistically act on this information. I can report the activity to the IP address owner. I can check my network for other connections from this host, and verify the integrity of any machines it’s connected to. I can use this a a part of my business case to firewall off this part of the network. It will support my argument to forbid passwords for SSH connections on dev machines.

In retrospect, I could have made other assumptions that might have let me find this more quickly, e.g., I could have investigated the first hosts contacted on the questionable ports. But every puzzle is easy once you’ve solved it. After this, I’d have to say that backtracking intrusion vectors through flow data is very practical, even when you don’t have much experience.

dating an intrusion with flow data

One of my Ubuntu dev boxes was broken into. While the box isn’t vital, I’ll still need to reinstall an operating system and set it back up for the developer. I want to know where the attack came from and what the intruder did.  I cannot trust the logs on the system, but I can trust the flow data from our upstream router.

I’ve changed my IP addresses, but remote addresses are left unchanged. Here I examine my flow data from 1 January 2011, and remove IP addresses I expect to contact this machine.


# flow-cat ft* | flow-nfilter -F ip-addr -v ADDR=189.22.36.165 | flow-print | grep -v mgmt.ip.ad.dr | grep -v dev.ip.add.dr | less
srcIP            dstIP            prot  srcPort  dstPort  octets      packets
189.22.36.165    208.83.20.130    6     60702    6667     198         3
189.22.36.165    208.83.20.130    6     60703    6667     196         3
208.83.20.130    189.22.36.165    6     6667     60702    152         3
208.83.20.130    189.22.36.165    6     6667     60703    152         3
...

So, what do I learn here? This system was compromised on or before New Years’ Day. 208.83.20.130 is an IRC server, and 6667 is an IRC port.  Someone is using my system to play IRC games. Bastards. Other checks show that the intruders are also using port 7000.

I don’t know exactly when the system was compromised.  Fortunately, I have my old flow records.  I go back and check the first of each previous month, narrowing down the time window.  1 December looks like 1 January, but 1 November looks different:

srcIP            dstIP            prot  srcPort  dstPort  octets      packets
189.22.36.165    189.22.37.222    17    123      123      76          1
189.22.36.222    189.22.36.165    17    123      123      76          1
206.80.36.88     189.22.36.165    17    65015    5060     368         1
189.22.36.165    206.80.36.88     1     0        771      396         1
129.82.138.38    189.22.36.165    1     0        2048     28          1
...

The port 123 UDP traffic is NTP.  And someone poked at me with a SIP client, but we didn’t answer. This is about what I’d expect to see on a machine sitting naked on the Internet.

Next, search to narrow down the time window. When I find the first day the IRC server traffic appears, I know when to start looking for the actual intrusion activity. When was the first day that port 6667 and 7000 traffic appeared?  It was present on 1 December, but not 1 November.  Check November 15: present, November 7: present, etc, etc.  Eventually, I see the traffic is present on 9 November, but not on 8 November.


# cd /var/db/flows/rtr8/2010/2010-11
# flow-cat 2010-11-09/ft* | flow-nfilter -F ip-addr -v ADDR=189.22.36.165 | flow-nfilter -F not-ip-port -v PORT=80 | flow-nfilter -F not-ip-port -v PORT=53 | flow-nfilter -F not-ip-port -v PORT=123 | flow-print | grep -c 7000
947

# flow-cat 2010-11-08/ft* | flow-nfilter -F ip-addr -v ADDR=189.22.36.165 | flow-nfilter -F not-ip-port -v PORT=80 | flow-nfilter -F not-ip-port -v PORT=53 | flow-nfilter -F not-ip-port -v PORT=123 | flow-print | grep -c 7000
0

The intrusion happened on or before 9 November 2011.

Next I will examine the traffic for 8 and 9 November and see if I can determine where the intruders came from and their attack vector. I haven’t done that analysis yet, so who knows what I’ll find, if anything, but I’ll post on my efforts one way or another.

UPDATE: Oh, right, I’m an author. While I shouldn’t blatantly pimp myself out here, when I do an on-book-topic post, I should at least say “Hey, if you want to do this too, you can learn how by reading my newest book.” Sheesh. Being non-commercial is one thing, being actively daft is another.

mod_security rule upgrades and logging

I recently installed mod_security2 on my personal Web server to block out the most annoying referral spam. It blocked the worst offenders.  Then I found that mod_security also included the ability to block all access from sites in a DNS-based RBL. This would further reduce my comment and referral spam problems, at the cost of making the site slightly slower.  There are also rules to block SQL injection attacks and other known attack vectors.  If you’re trying to read this from a machine on DNS blacklists, stop reading and go get yourself off the blacklist.

The RBL rules aren’t in the base FreeBSD package. They’re in the newer mod_security2 ruleset, available from mod_security’s Sourceforge download page. Get the newest file.

Move your existing rules to a safe place, and put the new rules where the old rules were.  Do not delete your old rules, you’ll want them for reference.  In my case, the active rules directory is /usr/local/etc/apache22/Includes/mod_security2.  I moved the existing directory to /usr/local/etc/apache22/Includes/old-mod_security2, created a new mod_security2 directory, and unzipped the rules it there.

The rules directory contains an example rule file, modsecurity_crs_10_config.conf.example.  Apache will read any file that ends in .conf as a config file, so copy (not move) that example to modsecurity_crs_10_config.conf.  Edit that file to include changes from the original setup, e.g.:

SecRuleEngine On
SecDataDir /var/run/modsecurity

Copy your referer.conf referrer blacklist into the new rules directory.  Then reload Apache.  If Apache won’t restart, read the error messages and correct them.

Now that you have the base rules upgraded, you can add rules from the optional_rules directory.  I specifically want the comment spam blocking, so I copied modsecurity_crs_42_comment_spam.conf to the main directory and reloaded Apache.

Then use wget to test my work, using one of the less offensive referral spam sites as a referrer. (I’ve changed the name of the site to avoid giving them any more links.)

avarice/tmp$ wget http://www.michaelwlucas.com/ --referer=http://www.fishingscum.com

–2011-01-04 17:04:06–  http://www.michaelwlucas.com/
Resolving www.michaelwlucas.com (www.michaelwlucas.com)… 198.22.63.8
Connecting to www.michaelwlucas.com (www.michaelwlucas.com)|198.22.63.8|:80… connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response… 500 Internal Server Error
2011-01-04 17:04:06 ERROR 500: Internal Server Error.

That’s what I want.

As I had to take the time to upgrade, I wanted to also get a log of what hits I was blocking.  This only took adding two lines to the configuration:

SecDebugLogLevel 1
SecDebugLog /var/log/modsecurity.log

My wget request generated this log entry:

[04/Jan/2011:17:04:06 --0500] [www.michaelwlucas.com/sid#801948060][rid#801aa20a0][/][1] Access denied with code 500 (phase 2). Pattern match "fishingscum" at REQUEST_HEADERS:Referer. [file "/usr/local/etc/apache22/Includes/mod_security2/referer.conf"] [line "35"]

Setting SecDebugLogLevel to 2 gave me details on how mod_security2 processed its logs.  That will be useful if I ever have to write my own mod_security2 rules.  I suspect that if I have to do that, though, I’m solving the wrong problem.

One interesting thing I saw here was how the log statement in mod_security2 rules is applied.  If you use the log keyword in a rule, a log message appears in the standard Apache access and error logs as well as the mod_security2.  If you do not use the log statement, a message appears in the modsecurity log but not in the Apache logs.  An anti-referral-spam rule should look like this:

SecRule REQUEST_HEADERS:REFERER "ezinearticles" deny,status:500

24 hours later, WordPress shows only 5 comments in my anti-spam queue.  Another annoyance quashed.

UPDATE: More here.

next tech book outline

My big project for the holidays was completing an outline for the next tech book.  I’m glad to say that the outline is done. I can’t yet give the title, but I can say:

  • It’s huge:  29 chapters in a 25-page outline.
  • I have a tech editor, a respected figure in the relevant community.  He’s currently reviewing the outline.
  • No Starch Press wants it.
  • I expect to spend a year writing it, so I would expect a release in early 2012.

The book’s length is a concern. I want to write books small enough for me to hold comfortably in the bathtub. I’m a big guy, but a 29-chapter tech book pushes that limit.  I might trim some content, or cover some parts in less detail, to meet that goal.

I don’t announce book titles far in advance, due to problems that’s caused me in the past.  (Some day I’ll write up that story, but not today.)  I expect that I’ll be far enough along in a few months to announce the title, so:  I’ll announce it during my presentation at BSDCan 2011.  (And now that I’ve made a public commitment to that date, I’ll have to get cracking!)

I have achieved pole position

I sold my short story Wednesday’s Seagulls to short-story.me a few months ago. They released that story as part of their second “best of” anthology collection in November. I’ve wanted to check it out, but the holidays and my efforts to outline another nonfiction book interfered.

The order of stories within a volume takes more thought than most people realize. Most of the big-name editors have their own occult ordering methods, but there’s a few general rules.  The first story in the anthology is the story that, in the editor’s opinion, is most likely to hook the reader and compel them to read further. The last story is the one that, in the editor’s opinion, is most likely to leave the reader with the a good impression of the anthology.  While I’m proud of my previous antho sales, my work therein is buried in the comfortable middle.

Wednesday’s Seagulls is the first story in this anthology.  I have been awarded pole position.  Merry Christmas to me!  You can get the anthology in print and on Kindle.

I really must learn to write faster.  Maybe if I give up eating and sleeping…

Blowing up the Holidays

As a special Christmas present to myself, I’m solving a problem and making a positive improvement to my environment.  Using Perl and gnuplot.  I’m not going to share the actual code, for two reasons:  one, it’s very specific to an in-house problem, and two, I use a programming technique I call “iterative petulance.”

So instead, here’s something for the holidays:  land mines.

Land mines are bad.  Land mines that we’ve left lying around are really bad.  Clearing abandoned land mines is hard, dangerous, and expensive work.  My new favorite charity clears these landmines inexpensively and safely… using rats.  No, you don’t herd rats across minefields.  Hero Rats are trained to smell explosives, and are too small to set off the mines.

Most of us have too much stuff.  Why not adopt a rat for someone instead of giving them yet more stuff?

Hopefully, I’ll be doing something technically interesting early next year.  In the meantime, happy holidays!