More than one person has suggested that I write an autobiography. Presumably, this is to keep me from writing anything that’s of interest to anyone else. But, in the interests of shutting up those people, I’m posting presumptive chapters of said autobiography here when the whim takes me. (An alternate explanation is that I post these once I have to tell the story one too many times on a private mailing list, and put these up to simplify my life in the future.)

If you have reached depths of boredom previously unexplored by man, click on the pages under this heading.