Patronize Me

$5/month gets you ebooks of almost everything I write.1 Depending on how much money you toss at me you can get your name in books, join a monthly video hangout with me, or make me ship you print copies of everything. My Patronizer program is a terrible deal for you, but if you insist on putting money in my hand I won’t argue.

Patronize me through Patreon, or through my own Patreon at my ebookstore.

Both have the same benefits and cost you exactly the same. The difference is, I make more when you directly Patronize me. My platform charges slightly differently–the $1/month tier is $12/year so that the credit card companies don’t siphon away $4 of it. I would also say that my privacy policy is better than Patreon’s and more strictly enforced.

No matter which you choose, I appreciate all my Patronizers.

Yes, my Private Patronizer Platform includes offerings unavailable on Patreon. Patreon won’t let me do the 29 February level, where you pay once every leap year. I create these when they amuse me, or when they let me tell someone on social media “oh, you’ll pay me thousands of bucks if I offer this? Done, now pay up.” (You know who you are, sir.) Every benefit you can get from these are available on regular Patreon.

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  1. Why “almost”? I don’t have the rights to the Absolute books, so I cannot legally include them.