It’s so hot my face is melting, so let’s do a bit of my forthcoming Christmas collection.
Today. It has to be today. A year ago, Mister Armand ruined Little Jake’s Christmas Eve, and today I was gonna ruin someone else’s. He’s got a wife and three kids in that fancy house of his, and she don’t even gotta work. Mom’s got Little Jake today, she’d got some thoughts on how they can spend the day, so I can do some Christmas shopping. He’s just old enough that he sorta remembers last Christmas morning and is getting excited for it again. Santa already got him that action figure he wanted, and a big coat that’ll fit him proper the rest of this winter, and even a Nintendo 64 with a stack of cartridges I got at Freddy’s Famous Fine Furniture so he can have a video game like the rest of the kids.
Plus, I got him new socks and underwear, just like Mom did for me. The good gifts come from Santa.
Little Jake won’t ever know about his big present. But he’s gonna get it anyhow.
Twisted Presents hits Kickstarter 25 July and runs for twelve days. As it should.