Because no self-respecting AI would write this crap
Fantasy
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Prohibition Orcs
The modern year of 1927, and orcs still have to put up with elven asshole bullshit.Hope exists to be crushed. So do orcs.
Stories (available exclusively at my bookstore)
“Fair.” A human word that means “orcs lose.”Orcish Childhood: Spell “War” or die.Imagine Jason Bourne in Supernatural Witness ProtectionI know all about deadlines and ticking clocks, but this time the clock ticks backwards…“Someone in our household is practicing Christmas, and we will all be dead by midnight.”Can you save someone who welcomes damnation?You get one day a year with your true love. What would you do to keep it?If you fail absolutely everywhere, if you can’t make decent toys or shovel sticky reindeer shit or suck up enough to jelly-bellied Mister Jolly, there’s always the Pit.