New novel: “git commit murder”

If you follow me on social media you’ll have known this already, but now that the print is out here’s the formal announcement.

My new novel, git commit murder, is out. It’s pretty much “if Agatha Christie ran Unix cons.”

The BSD North conference draws some of the smartest people in the world. These few days will validate Dale Whitehead’s work—or expose him as a fraud.

When a tragic death devastates the conference, only Dale suspects murder.

Computer geeks care about code.

But do they care enough… to kill?

Amazon US, Amazon UK, Amazon DE, Amazon CA, Amazon AU, Amazon IT, Kobo, iBooks, Nook, Gumroad

Print has hit Amazon, but you might need to search by title if you want print. Amazon is quick to get the book listed, not so quick

“Absolute FreeBSD 3rd ed” Auction ends SOON

In a few hours, the auction to get your name in the third edition of Absolute FreeBSD will close.

Right now, the winning bid is at $605.

Feel free to bid or not, as you wish. I do have to say, though:

The auction I just did to Tuckerize someone in a small OpenBSD book went for $1300. Absolute FreeBSD is a bigger book, and will have wider distribution.

If the AF3e auction goes for less than that, I’ll be forced to conclude that FreeBSD folks have less team spirit than the OpenBSD ones. The OpenBSD folks will get bragging rights.

But it’s entirely up to you. No pressure.

On an unrelated note: my novel git commit murder is available in ebook now. More stores will appear soon. It’s basically “If Agatha Christie ran a Unix con.”

At the GP Central Library 11 March 2017

Libraries are starting to like me. Which is cool, because I like them.

Next Monday night I’ll be talking at the Troy Public Library on High Performance Nonfiction–basically, how I write books. See, I’m on the library’s calendar and everything!

Then on Saturday, 11 March 2017, I’ll be at the Central Branch of the Grosse Pointe Library, 10 AM to 2 PM, for their Write On Pointe local authors fair. I’ll be selling copies of, well, everything I have copies of, I guess?

Stop by. Say hello. Otherwise I’ll be talking to my neighbors, and I think we all know that won’t turn out well.

The Apocalypse, on Sale

Lots of apocalyptic news and feelings in the last couple days, and probably for a while to come. Why not trade one apocalypse for another?

My post-apocalypse SF 1novel Immortal Clay is on sale for the next few days. You can get the ebook for only $0.99.

Immortal Clay plays off of John Campbell’s classic story Who Goes There, (filmed as The Thing), but after we lose.

Why do this? Book sales routinely drop before an election, and jump right after. Selling a few copies per day for a few days on Amazon.com would be enough to get the book into the Top 100 list, where it’s more likely to be discovered organically. I can then turn the price back up. And of course, hopefully people who read it and like it will buy the sequel and my other novels.

Grab the ebook at: Amazon US, Amazon UK, Amazon DE, Amazon CA, Amazon AU, Amazon IT, Kobo, iBooks, Gumroad

New novel, and a new novel bundle

So… er… I put a new novel out last month.

And totally forgot to blog it. Apparently, releasing a new book is now such a commonplace occurrence that even I don’t find it noteworthy.

Or maybe it’s just that my brain absorbs information as readily as a stainless steel sponge.

Whatever.

Anyway, Hydrogen Sleets is the first ever Montague Portal novel.


Hydrogen Sleets: a Montague Portal novelMeet the new universe, same as the old universe—
but thirteen billion years younger.

Aidan Redding’s new assignment? A space station in a universe so young it’s barely invented hydrogen. Researchers study the cosmos’ earliest days, discover whole new realms of science…
and go screaming insane.

The mathematicians claim this universe obeys the same natural laws as Redding’s own.

At the beginning of time, though, the universe writes its own rules…

Amazon US, Amazon UK, Amazon DE, Amazon CA, Amazon AU, Amazon IT, Kobo, iBooks, Gumroad


If you’ve wanted more Portal stories, this is your chance.

I imagined the Portal tales as short stories. It’s a perfect setup for a short story series, with its built-in reset button and the opportunities for mayhem. Somehow, this turned into a novel.

Those of you who collect these in print: despite it being a novel, Hydrogen Sleets has the same cover size as the other tales. It’s thicker because, well, it’s a novel, but it won’t mess up your pretty shelf display.

It’s available at all fine online bookstores, in both ebook and print.

Buying the book on its own is the expensive way to get it, though.

Hydrogen Sleets is temporarily part of the Out Of This World fiction bundle, a collection of high-tech SF novels that are all, in some way, out of this world. Here you’ll find starship repossessions, space pirates, doomsday machines, and more.

Get six books, including mine, for a paltry $3.99, or $9.99 for sixteen books. This is days of reading from a crew of excellent authors, plus me.

fan-twitter-1024x512

Rebecca Senese, the bundle curator, invited authors whose work she enjoyed. This bundle includes some of my favorite authors.

Personally, I enjoy buying bundles. They’re a great way to get explore new authors. The inexpensive price lets me sample work from authors I’ve never tried. Inevitably, I’ll enjoy most the books and a few will hit my tastes just right. It’s a great deal.

Rebecca’s doing a daily blog about each book and the author, including J.D. Brink, Leah Cutter, Marcelle Dube’, Mark Fassett, Jamie Ferguson, J A Marlow, Stefon Mears, Debbie Mumford, Kristine Kathryn Rusch, Rita Schulz, Rebecca Senese, Dean Wesley Smith, Douglas Smith, and Blaze Ward. She’ll have a new post every day while the bundle runs.

Oh, did I mention it expires soon? You have four days. FOUR DAYS. As of when I write this, of course. Probably less by the time you read it. Get it now, or miss out forever.

Well, no. Not forever. You can buy each book individually. But that’s a lot more expensive, and all that clicking will tire out your mouse finger. Be smart. Get it now.

And I promise, next time I put a novel out, I’ll actually say something when it’s available.

Wherein the past haunts me, but in a good way

Back around 1992 (or so), I published a role-playing game called Gatecrasher. This was back in the day when RPGs were on paper, and used all sorts of weird dice.

In retrospect, Gatecrasher was a triumph of vision over skill. The main design goal was “use all the dice.” But if you wanted to do something like “Spaceships and Sorcery,” playing an angel in enchanted chain mail wielding a propane-powered flaming sword and struggling to scrounge up spaceship fuel in time to make the Mars-Jupiter Hohmann transfer window, you could.

We did the main book and a single supplement, Believe It Or Else!, before the company folded, in the first of my many educational failures.

There’s not much on Gatecrasher on today’s Internet, but I did find one of the reviews of Believe It Or Else!

Around 1998-ish, I had moved on. My career in RPGs was dead, and I had focused on writing fiction, with occasional forays into writing tech articles for Sys Admin magazine. There wasn’t any future in writing tech stuff, but it was nice getting my name in print now and then.

One day I came home from work to find a Gatecrasher fan letter. On paper. Handwritten by a 12-year-old boy. He absolutely gushed about how he loved the game, but couldn’t find a copy of the supplement. He hoped I could tell him where to buy it.

I had no idea where to buy it.

Well, what can you say to that? I wrote him a polite letter back, thanking him, and sent him a signed copy of the second book. By “signed,” I mean “I scribbled a whole bunch of lunatic stuff on the inside cover including, if I recall correctly, the lyrics to ‘Mr. Reaper’ sung to the tune of ‘Mr. Sandman.'”

And that was it.

Occasionally I wondered if I’d scribbled too much daftness in that book and scared the poor kid’s parents so badly that they confiscated the book, but mostly it was just a bright spot in my ever-growing past.

Until today.

I got an email from that same kid. Okay, not kid. Ex-kid. Adult. Whatever they call thirty-year-olds these days.

At the time he wrote that letter, his home life sucked. Playing Gatecrasher with his friends helped him survive adolescence and grow up into a successful adult, with a career in IT and a spouse.

This is the most amazing, wonderful, heart-wrenching fan letter I have ever received.

If you’re a fan of something, tell the creator. Even if it was something from decades ago. They’ll love to hear from you. Especially if it’s something obscure, that the rest of the world has forgotten.

I still have a terrible time saying “thank you” when someone says nice things about my work. But it’s important that us creative sorts do that. Those fans might just come back two decades later…

I’ll be at Rust City Book Con

On 12-14 August, I’ll be in Troy, Michigan, at the first ever Rust City Book Con.

Actually, I’ll be there on the evening of the 11th, hanging out in the bar and practicing my socialization. (“Smile. You know, retract your lips to expose your teeth. No, no, not that far! Better. Hold out your hand–oof! Ugh… A little slower, and (gasp) with an open hand, not a fist. Remember, this isn’t your dojo. Now say ‘Hi! My name’s Lucas, who are you?’ Close, but it’s ‘who,’ not ‘what.’ And a little less teeth.”)

I have panels Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Unlike Penguicon, I only have 3-4 events, so I have a lot more free time to sit in the empty corner of the lobby and contemplate the emptiness of existence talk to readers.

There’s also a bunch of other writers there, most of whom are far cooler than me. You should show up and see them.

Two new stories and a novella

In May, I started slogging through my backlog of fiction to be published. I’m happy to announce two new stories and a novella. Click on the cover images for more details on each.

Forced to Talk ebook coverFirst, I finally leveraged my technology experience into my fiction. The result is, of course, a DevOps murder mystery story. I can’t say that Forced to Talk, Like, With Your Mouth is based on folks I know. But I can say that I know folks an awful lot like these folks.

Moonlight's ApplesThe story Moonlight’s Apples brings us Tough Biker Dude versus the Fairy Queen, in southwest Ontario. It’s not like any modern fairy tale you’ve read before.

Finally, I have a confession to make…

I’ve written a romance novella. With explosions, of course.

earthquake kitten kiss cover B

Earthquake Kitten Kiss is a spin-off from Butterfly Stomp Waltz, starring the most unlikely romance heroine ever, Liza Bradley.

In other fiction news: I tried to write a Montague Portal short story. It turned into a novella, and then grew into a novel. Hydrogen Sleets should be finished this month, and available August-ish. Then I finish another novel, git commit murder, and proceed to the next Butterfly book, Terrapin Sky Tango. After that it’s Immortal Clay book 3, tentatively titled Bones Like Water.

Book Bundles

It’s been a really busy month. FreeBSD Mastery: Specialty Filesystems came out, as did my BSDNow interview about it. About a month ago I released my new crime novel, Butterfly Waltz Stomp. And the new Immortal Clay novel, Kipuka Blues, officially landed yesterday. I’d planned to blog about the novel release, but Wayne County decided that they needed me to spend the day in the Juror Lounge, waiting for my name to be called so an attorney could look at me and say “Oh, hell no, get out of here.”

But I’m not going to write about any of that.

Instead, I’m going to talk about bundling. Specifically, book bundling.

A book bundle is where a bunch of authors to combine one of their books in a single package. The books share a theme, and the authors are similar enough that each reader’s fans will probably enjoy the others work.

And bundles are cheap. You can get, say, five books for $5, and twelve books for $12.

Anyone can do a bundle, but you really can judge a bundle by the quality of its authors. A bundle starring Yawny McBlech and Tedium Snores isn’t exactly impressive.

Being in a bundle with authors like, say, Michael Stackpole means your work has a certain level of quality. I mean, Stackpole wrote the book that will become the first standalone Star Wars film. That would be cool. I mean, they don’t let just any yahoo write Star Wars. You have to be a very special yahoo.

Or Kris Rusch, who’s written a slew of excellent, enjoyable, and award-winning novels. Plus, she’s won separate Hugo awards for both her fiction and her editing. If you get to hang out with her, you’re in good shape.

Chilling with Dean Wesley Smith, who’s been on the USA Today best-seller list so often that he’s lost count, is probably a good sign.

You don’t have to hang with award winners to be okay, though. There’s people like Anthea Sharp and Mindy Klasky, who aren’t as well-known as Stackpole or Rusch or Smith, but have made their own marks on the best-seller lists.

And authors like Leah Cutter and Blaze Ward and Sherry D Ramsey and Daniel Keys Moran have been around long enough to build a trajectory. That trajectory: is up.

These are the people you want to be bundled with.

And… apparently… me.

In the Middlings Sampler, I got invited to hang out with the cool kids.

The Middlings Bundle is stuff that isn’t quite one thing or the other. The tales are too long to be short stories, but too short to be novels. They’re maybe SF, or fantasy, or some weird thing in between.

And they’re all set in between things. Heaven and Hell. Earth and Fairyland. Planets and stars. Or, in my case, neutronium and nonexistence.

This is a “pay what you think it’s worth” bundle. For a paltry $5, you get:

  • How to Babysit a Changeling by Anthea Sharp
  • Forever Falls by Michael Warren Lucas (me! me! me!)
  • As Needed by Michael A. Stackpole
  • Heaven Painted as a Cop Car by Dean Wesley Smith
  • Siren by Blaze Ward

For a mere $12 you’ll get:

  • Fly Me to the Moon by Mindy Klasky
  • Walking Gods by Leah Cutter
  • The Possession of Paavo Deshin by Kristine Kathryn Rusch
  • Waiting to Fly by Sherry D. Ramsey
  • Old Man by Daniel Keys Moran
  • A coupon for two free books from Kobo: Collateral Damage by Mark Leslie, and A Bird in the Hand by Douglas Smith

Go check out the Middlings Sampler.

Some questions and answers on the bundle.

Q: How did you get to be part of this?
A: Either I plied Cutter with strong liquor until she succumbed to my pleas for inclusion, or she suffered an astonishing lapse of judgment and invited me. Your choice.

Q: Why push this, instead of your brand-new novel?
A: I’m going to push the novel. Soon. But the Middlings Sampler has an expiration date. Get it by the 25th of April… or NEVER.

Q: Twelve books for $12 doesn’t sound like much. Gimme something else.
A: All right, fine. Ten percent of the proceeds go to support the Washington Talking Books and Braille Library. You need to select that option at checkout, though.

Q: Really, why should I take a look?
A: Because if you don’t at least peek at the Middlings Sampler, the cool kids won’t want to hang out with me any more. And I’ll get really depressed and isolative. More depressed and isolative, I mean. Yes, there’s room for me to be more of both. Really.

Q: If I pay what I think it’s worth, I have to pay more than $12. Can I do that?
A: Yep. There is no upper limit on how much money you can give us.

Q: The Middlings Sampler launched the same day as Kipuka Blues. How did you cope with a bundle coming out on new novel day?
A: I went to jury duty. Where I was not allowed electronics, or anything battery-powered, or dental floss. The fact that they did not have to clean my brain off the ceiling was a miracle.

Q: Seriously, though: what about the new novel?
A: Kipuka Blues. The sequel to Immortal Clay. It’s a play off of Invasion of the Body Snatchers or The Thing, set after we lose. We are the pod people. I’ll post more about KBlater, once there’s a review somewhere or there’s a hint that someone actually read the dang thing.

So, in the Middlings Sampler. I’m hanging out with people who write Star Wars! That is totally cool, although I do have to say, Star Trek is better. No, wait–Smith and Rusch both wrote Star Trek as well.

For this one glorious moment, I am a mere two degrees of separation from the absolute pinnacle of Western civilization. I could fall forever from here…

Get the “Immortal Clay” sequel: Kipuka Blues

It’s taken far longer than it should have, but: you can now order the sequel to Immortal Clay, Kipuka Blues.

Due to the vagaries of indie publishing (discussed at the bottom of this post), the paperback version is available now. The ebook will be released on 5 April, but most readers can pre-order it now.

To my shock, more than one person has ordered the paperback. One of them picked up Immortal Clay in paper as well. Apparently the books are developing… fans. Fans who are unwilling to wait for the electronic version. Weird.

Anyway, you can find the book on pre-order at many of the usual suspects: Amazon US, Amazon UK, Amazon DE, Amazon CA, Amazon AU, Amazon IT, Kobo. The iBooks pre-order has gone weirdly astray, and while I’m trying to get it fixed you just might have to wait until 5 April to order it.

The Kipuka Blues cover is based on me before my morning caffeine.

The obvious question is, why is the print book available before the ebook? Ebook release can be tightly scheduled, while the scheduling between my on-demand printer (CreateSpace) and the rest of the world is much more nebulous. I wanted enough time to receive a print proof, make corrections, get another proof, and get the book into stores. Weirdly, the first proofs came back… fine. No corrections needed. This means I was able to push the button and launch the print earlier.

kipuka blues in stackAs with the Mastery books, I’ve tried to make the Kipuka Blues a physical artifact worth owning. It’s by far the thickest book I’ve published, roughly twice the size of any FreeBSD Mastery book.

In a throwback to the 60s and 70s, the paperback edition is illustrated with black and white line art by the inimitable Brad McDevitt. (Actually, I tell a lie. Virgil Finlay could imitate Brad, but sadly Finlay died in 1971. With any other artist, this would be a guarantee that he’d quit working, but with Finlay I’m not quite comfortable guaranteeing that.)

Kipuka Blues interior illo 2

And here’s the cover from the print edition. It different from the ebook cover in that you can pick it up and hold it. You can get a better look at the art by going to one of the bookstores linked to above.

Kipuka Blues print

I’ll start writing IC3, tentatively titled Bones Like Water, as soon as I finish writing $ git commit murder. At an hour a day, it’ll probably be well under way before BSDCan.