Sysadmin Appreciation Day sale!

We all know that sysadmins don’t get enough credit.

Someone cared enough to create Sysadmin Appreciation Day, which is very nice, except that the only people who know about it are, well, sysadmins. And we are really crappy at appreciating anyone, including ourselves.

So, over at Tilted Windmill Press, I’m having a sale. The coupon code SAD15 gets you half off of all individual ebooks.

This means you could get all 7 Mastery titles in ebook for $35.

The coupon does not work on the discounted 3-book bundle, nor on the tip jar. Because the bundle is already discounted. And getting a coupon on my tip jar just seems like it would annoy me.

Similarly, this offer isn’t available on other platforms, such as Kindle or Apple. It’s only on the TWP web site because I fully control it.

Offer expires at midnight on Friday 31 July EDT.

I will not repeat this in 2016. Because random sales are only effective if they’re random.

Open dinner in Scottsdale, AZ, 17 July 2015

I posted this on various social networking sites, but I should probably put it here too.

I’m in Scottsdale, AZ, this week, on family business. I have a couple readers in the Phoenix area, so I’m inviting them, and everyone else in the area, to join me for dinner on Friday night at the Roaring Fork at 6PM.

I should probably mention: while I’m issuing the invite, you get to buy your own meal.

KB suggested the Brat Haus, which looks nice–except that almost all the seating is outside. And I’m thoroughly convinced that the only reason Phoenix was built is because this is where the founders’ last camel died.

So, if you’re in the Phoenix area, show up. Tell me why my books suck. I’m used to it.

June 2015 Updates

Yes, it’s July. But these updates are for June. Because I put off writing this post.

Initial reaction to “FreeBSD Mastery: ZFS” has been positive. I’m pleased that so many people like the book.

Work on “FreeBSD Mastery: Advanced ZFS” is underway. I want to get this book done soon. Soooon. Because I’m kind of sick of writing about a single filesystem. This book should be smaller than the first ZFS book, thankfully.

I’m spending an hour a day on the sequel to Immortal Clay, called “Kipuka Blues.” I expect to have a first draft finished in July.

I now have three Montague Portal stories available. The first one is free on all platforms now, as a loss leader. Not sure how well that will work–the market for short fiction is smaller than the long fiction market. My fiction page has links for various Amazon sites, iBooks, Kobo, and more.

If I want FM: AZ done soon, and I want KB done soon, why don’t I pick one and crank on it? Nonfiction pays the bills, so I can’t drop everything and work on fiction. If I only write tech stuff, though, the nonfiction words go dry. Writing fiction keeps the nonfiction spigot clear and flowing.

I’ve done 200,000 words of publishable writing in the first half of 2015. I’d like to make in an even half million for the year. That’s not ridiculous–if I maintained my January and February outputs for every month of the year, I’d hit a million words in 2015. We’ll see what happens.

And as far as my master plan for writing full time goes: it seems that the rebooted Star Trek gets a whole lot better about Season 3. The bald French dude is no Kirk, but he’s not all bad. I hear they did some followup series. I might check those out once I’m done.

I will have books at BSDCan

The printer says that they’ll have FreeBSD Mastery: ZFS to me before I leave for BSDCan.

And they’ve sent UPS tracking numbers. Numbers that UPS acknowledges. While they don’t show a delivery date yet, UPS says that the boxes exist.

So I’m pretty confident in saying that I’ll have books there. And I take Square.

The list price is $24.99 US. Given the exchange rate, they’ll be $25 USD/$30 CAD for a “FreeBSD Mastery: ZFS” print/ebook bundle.

European Union VAT and my bookstore

For the last couple years I’ve been fairly successful selling my self-published books from my own store at tiltedwindmillpress.com. Recent legislation in the European Union changes this.

The EU has this thing called VAT, or “value-added tax.” It’s a tax that requires all sorts of paperwork. It requires charging tax based on the buyer’s location. And it applies to ebooks as of 2015.

Legally, if I’m doing business in the EU, I’ll need to collect VAT and remit it to each country in the European Union.

I don’t make enough on EU sales to cover the paperwork and time.

I have little choice but to stop doing direct business in the EU.

I want readers in the EU to be able to buy my books, but I won’t be able to sell to them directly. I’ll need to go through retailers that handle VAT for me.

I have the following requirements for a retailer.

  1. Must let me sell multiple formats (pdf, epub, mobi) in a single purchase.
  2. Must handle VAT
  3. Must support DRM-free
  4. Must not hold onto payments for “very long” (whatever that means)
  5. Must handle highly formatted documents
  6. Must add VAT to the retail price

Many people have suggested Smashwords, but they fail #4 and #5. Smashwords pays quarterly. They also only accept epub and Microsoft Word files, and they produce PDF, Kindle, RTF, and all the other formats from those. I want buyers to get a PDF that matches the print edition, so that they get interesting things like indexes. Also, Smashwords does not support tables. (I don’t blame them. Tables are evil.)

So far, it looks like Gumroad is the winner. Gumroad will let me sell any file format I want, exactly as I upload it. They will handle VAT for me, by adding the VAT to the price. And they pay every other week, by direct deposit. Annoyingly, you must have a Gumroad account to browse the catalog. I have Tarsnap Mastery on Gumroad now. Other titles will follow.

As far as other retailers go: retailers like Amazon and iBooks are handling VAT by making ebook prices inclusive of VAT. This means I’ll need to raise my EU prices to compensate.

Once I have everything in place, I’ll implement an IP-based block against sales to EU countries.

I really, really dislike this, but EU law leaves me no choice. I’m not comfortable blatantly ignoring tax law. I don’t think the EU could really do anything to me, but I wouldn’t be shocked if a future EU-US treaty were to suddenly make me responsible for years of back VAT. And I would like the option of visiting the EU in the future, rather than risk trouble because I’m evading taxes.

Of all the book buyers in the world, my readers are the most likely to be able to evade IP-based blocks. I’ve written one of many books on how to do that. An IP-based block is reasonable due diligence on my part, and I can stand up in court and say that. If you choose to evade that block, that’s an action on your part and, legally, not my responsibility. I have no other technological means to block you, anyway.

“But you’re small!” Yes, I am. But I don’t intend to stay small. I’m working very hard at getting bigger.

If you’re in the EU, and you’ve been waiting to buy some of my Mastery books, I suggest you stop waiting now.

If you’re in the EU and want to buy books directly from me, I suggest fixing your tax laws so that doing business there is worthwhile.

Rest assured, I really dislike taking these steps. Spend some time reading about microbusinesses and the EU VAT. Many people like me who happen to be based in the EU are being completely forced out of business. If I lived in the EU, I’d probably have to leave.

I’m also pondering some sort of sponsorship plan, where people could send me money to support my work. Every so often, I’d send them an ebook as thanks. This wouldn’t be a sale–sponsorships would be a little more expensive than just buying a book, otherwise it would be a thinly disguised sale and breach the law. I’m still debating this, though, as I’m not sure there’s enough interest.

(UPDATE 12:30 PM)

I should say, I have no objection to paying taxes. Taxes are the price we pay for civilization, and while you might argue that there’s better ways to do it, taxes are how we do it today.

I don’t even object to paying a European tax on European customers. I’d just pass it through to my customers, after all.

But to comply with US taxes, I keep spreadsheets of sales and expenses. At the end of the year, I bundle them up with a few 1099s and related docs and ship them to my accountant. She sends me a nice letter saying “write these checks and mail these forms.”

If I could do this and comply with the EU VAT, I would do so.

But I can’t. VAT compliance requirements are a nightmare for a microbusiness. VAT compliance requires multiple sources of information from multiple providers. I don’t even take credit cards, because the compliance requirements are too high. There’s zero chance I’m going to be capable of VAT compliance!