Absolute OpenBSD, 2nd Edition

I promised I’d announce the title of my next No Starch Press book in my BSDCan talk. That happened. The rest of you had to wait until now to hear that I’m rewriting Absolute OpenBSD. The technical reviewer is Peter Hansteen, author of The Book of PF.

Most of the book does not exist yet. Best guess for a release date is some time in 2012.

Why did a second edition take so long?

I will only write books about tools I use in production, out in the real world. (Desktop use does not count.) In my previous job, senior network engineer at a global automotive supplier, I had no opportunity to use OpenBSD. That meant I couldn’t offer advice about using OpenBSD, or discuss how it fit into my infrastructure. I could have written the book, but it would have sucked.

I’m also working on a second nonfiction project, but I’ll announce that separately.

Agents for Tech Authors

I know several tech authors who use an agent to sell their books license their copyright to publishers. Tech authors don’t need agents. You can sell to a tech publisher yourself, and hire a lawyer to evaluate any contract offered. I’ve never used an agent for my nonfiction.

Pimping yourself is work, yes. And it takes time, and you must educate yourself. But it’s not hard, or authors couldn’t do it. Before you decide to hire an agent to place your work, I suggest you read this. Some agents are transforming into publishers.

Are there good tech author agents? Certainly. Don’t ask me, I’ve never had an agent. I can’t even say what percentage of agents are good… could be 99%, could be 1%. But no profession is all good, or all bad. (Except, perhaps, clowns. But that’s a separate issue.)

If you really want an agent, if you’re convinced that you need an agent, you should know the signs of a bad agent. An agent must be your advocate. Not the publisher’s. And certainly not the agent’s. The agent’s job is to maximize your income so as to maximize his percentage, not to pay you a percent of his take from your work.

In publishing, money always flows towards the author. Any deviation from this is a danger sign.

“Network Flow Analysis” in Japanese

In yesterday’s mail, the Japanese translation of Network Flow Analysis:

NFA translation

I have two copies for Japanese-reading reviewers. I’d also like to add a link to the publisher’s page for the book, but the ASCII Web site defeated me. If you know enough Japanese to figure it out, I’d appreciate it.

Translations of my books fascinate me. That’s my name on the cover, but I don’t understand the alphabet, let alone the sentences. But recognizable English words are scattered throughout the text, including neologisms I created. (Doesn’t “neologism” sound more impressive than “words Lucas made up”?) A native English speaker would have no trouble with those neologisms, but I can’t imagine what a Japanese reader would make of them.

And there’s footnotes. The narrator of NFA uses the footnotes to suggest blackmail. I wonder how well that translates?

Book Giveaway Contest

I have two copies of Network Flow Analysis that need good homes, so I’m having a contest.

The last time I gave books away, I wasn’t able to contact several people to give them their free book. If you enter, you MUST include a way for me to contact you. If you leave a link to a web page, the web page should say “Contact” somewhere on it.

The contest? In the comments below, suggest ways to give The Great Committer the honor and respect he deserves. The funnier, the better.

I will choose one winner in each of the two categories.

1) The most outrageous, hilarious, but impossible one
2) The funniest one that could actually be done at BSDCan 2011.

Yes, I’m trading books for cheap laughs. I need cheap laughs. You do, too. Spend two minutes to make me laugh out loud, and you could get a book.

Contest ends Friday, April 29, 2011.

Attending a Publishing Workshop

I’ll be in Portland, Oregon, from July 9-17, attending two consecutive Dean Wesley Smith workshops.

  • Pitches, Blurbs, Tags, and Promotions
  • How to Be a Publisher

    DWS is a successful novelist who is doing quite well self-publishing. Of course, he has years of authorial experience and an existing audience, but he also built Pulphouse Publishing back in the 80s. I’m delighted for the chance to drain those decades of accumulated experience from his brain. If you have any interest in publishing independently, check these out.

    As I’ve said before, I’m not dumping my publisher. But I do have ideas for nonfiction projects that aren’t suitable for them, and I’m seriously considering publishing novels independently.

    The worst part of the trip? DWS is a notorious night owl, on the West Coast. I’m a morning person, from the East Coast. These workshops are going to happen in the middle of my night. Ick.

    So, do I have any readers in Portland? Any BSD groups out there? Would it be worthwhile to try to schedule some sort of meetup? I expect I’ll be extremely busy, but I suspect that DWS’ workshops won’t start at the crack of dawn, and I must eat dinner some time.

  • New review of Absolute FreeBSD

    There’s a new review of Absolute FreeBSD at the Java Users Group Lugano Web site. I can’t find a way to link to this particular review, so this link goes to the review page. I expect it will eventually scroll off the bottom.

    I do try to batch reviews, but four years after the book hit the shelves, I think I’d have to wait quite a while for the next one.

    While I’ve said that only silence or thanks is appropriate for a negative review, thanks are also appropriate for a positive review. Thank you, Celestino Bellone, for taking the time to write up your impressions.

    Dealing with Negative Reviews

    Pop quiz: what do you do when someone releases an excoriating online review about something you’ve sweated blood over?

    a) Leave a vitriolic comment questioning the reviewer’s integrity and decency.
    b) Leave a bitter comment calling the reviewer an idiot.
    c) Leave a vengeful comment declaring war.
    d) A, B, and C, with lots and lots and lots and lots of comments
    e) Give up. Never do anything again.
    f) Close your browser and get on with your life.

    I thought most authors understood the best answer, but then I came across a review where the author not only responded, she melted down. Spectacularly. So I thought it might be worthwhile to say something about dealing with negative reviews of your work.

    Remember, reviews are not for the author. They are for prospective readers. The reviewer is not claiming you are a bad person. He is stating that your work did not meet his needs, expectations, or standards. Most negative reviews of my work amount to “I don’t like the tone and attitude of this book.” That’s OK. I deliberately use that tone and attitude, in the belief that the number of people who will appreciate it exceeds the number of people it will annoy.

    Sometimes, negative criticism is actually constructive. If I don’t learn from my mistakes, who will?

    The correct response to a negative review is: silence.

    An even better response would be to send the reviewer a two-sentence note: Thank you for taking the time to review my book. Sorry you didn’t like it, but I appreciate your effort. Sincerely, Your-Name-Here. But I’m not that good of a human being.

    Nonfiction Tuckerization Auctions?

    For centuries, authors have traded mentions in a book for cold hard cash. Today, this is most often done for charity, as a Tuckerization auction. As a BSD author, though, I think that there’s a way to put this to use to raise development money for various BSD projects. BSD always needs money.

    When Absolute FreeBSD came out, the FreeBSD Foundation auctioned off the first copy off the press. It raised $600. I suspect that getting your name in the book, or being able to name something in the book, might raise more.

    I’m considering hold an auction to, say, let a reader name something in a tech book: a server, a sample user, whatever. I’d mention their winner by name in the acknowledgments. The money would go to the project covered in the book, and I would ask someone from the project to run the auction. (I don’t want to go near that money, as I’d probably spend it foolishly, for food or shelter or soap.)

    I’d need some basic rules — the desired name would have to get past my publisher, for example, so obscenities are out. You couldn’t blatantly insult people — while I’m fine with naming my example server LucasDroolz, I’m not comfortable using someone else’s words to abuse other people. When I insult someone, I want to do it personally.

    Would this be a publicity stunt? It would be publicity, yes. But the real goal is to extract money from you and give it to a developer.

    Of course, setting up such an auction would be time and expense. I’d risk my own time and expense on such an idea, but this would mean asking other people to do so as well. Therefore, my question for readers is:

    Would you bid in such an auction? Given the cause, how much would you bid? Do you think it’s a stupid idea? I’m also open to suggestions on where to run such an auction. eBay has a charity option, but they still take a cut. I suspect there’s a better choice.

    Please reply in the comments, not email.

    experiments in publishing

    Readers who don’t care about my non-technical writing should skip this post.

    My friends include authors who are traditionally published, and some who are self-published. Both groups make excellent cases for their choices, and I’m not going to argue against anyone else’s decisions. Whatever works for you, live and let live, and so on.

    But both sets make excellent arguments for what I should do with my career. Both sets tell me my non-technical work is good enough to make it. The traditional authors tell me to keep knocking at the doors of the Big Six publishers, and eventually I will get in. The self-publishers tell me that I have more “platform” than many traditionally published novelists, and I should leverage that to bootstrap my non-technical writing career.

    It’s an emotional topic. People are very vested in their opinions. I can argue either side, and my opinion tends to vary depending on whoever I’ve spoken to most recently. The way to answer questions is with an experiment. Experiments start with a falsifiable statement. Here’s mine. “I have sufficient platform to profitably self-publish fiction on ereader platforms.”

    Now, some conditions. What, exactly, is “profitable”? Here are some rough numbers that would probably make an accountant cry, but they’re adequate for this experiment.

    Big Name authors sell short stories for thousands of dollars. Medium Name authors sell short stories for about $500. No-name authors sell short stories for prices from $10 to free. My first sale was for $100, but all others were for $10. I’m a no-name. So, let’s classify my writing labor as a $10 expense.

    Ebooks need a cover. My graphic design skills are roughly equivalent to a badger’s. I can get an adequate cover for $25, largely due to the curiosity of my artist friend Brad McDevitt about the results.

    Software to transform a document into an eBook is free. I started with Mobipocket Creator to transform a PDF into Amazon’s Kindle format, and then used Calibre to transform it into the Barnes & Noble ereader format. To reach the Apple audience, as well as a whole bunch of smaller retailers, I need to use Smashwords’ .doc file upload. I’ve experimented with each of these, and I believe that once I have a hang of them I’ll be able to upload to all three sites in about an hour. How much is my authorial time worth? Judging by the $10 price of a completed short story: not much. How about the time of a skilled software operator? That’s a little better. I’ll call it $20/hour.

    I could add in a share of the computer, office space, and so on, but that’s all stuff I need for my tech writing business. I’m not going to count that. Similarly, I own a Kindle, for my own purposes, but I’ll use it to test my early ebook builds. I won’t count that, either. Should this be successful, all these would become legitimate expenses.

    The expenses to publish a short story are, roughly speaking, $55.

    The going price for ereader short stories is $0.99. Amazon gives authors a 35% royalty on $0.99 items, or $0.35 per sale. I must sell 157 copies of a story to break even.

    One big question is, “is the work good enough to sell?” I’ll control for that by starting with stories I have previously sold, but whose rights have reverted back to me. If I have success with them, I’ll try a couple pieces that have never sold.

    Time is another factor — if I sell 157 copies over 10 years, is that a win? No. How about one year? Maybe.

    The first story is up on Amazon. I still need to do B&N and Smashwords.

    A month or so after I have the first one up on all three sites, I’ll report my initial results.

    Buy My Books for Japanese Disaster Relief

    Tuesday, 22 March, O’Reilly, No Starch Press, and Tidbits will donate all revenue, less author royalties, from Deal of the Day sales to the Japanese Red Cross. This includes all of my books available in electronic format: Absolute FreeBSD, Cisco Routers for the Desperate, and Network Flow Analysis.

    If you’ve been waiting to pick up any of my books in electronic format — or any books by other NSP/O’Reilly/Tidbits authors — this is the day. Today only. You want them all. I know you do.

    If you already own everything I’ve written, in both paper and electronic form, why not try something from another author? Everybody needs to know how to build Badass Lego Guns. Or you can just give directly to the Japanese Red Cross.

    I’ll tweet this multiple times through the day. The O’Reilly site will be announcing totals throughout the day.