Permanent Discount on Books at My Store

TLDR: The coupon code MWL gives you 10% off all titles at my bookstore. It’s not valid for discounted bundles, sponsorships, or gift cards; just existing regular titles, ebook and/or print. If you buy the print, you still get the ebook free. I intend to keep this coupon live indefinitely, barring debacles.

Why?

When you cut out middlemen like Amazon, I make more. This code lets me split the difference with you. (No it’s not an exact 50/50 split, but the amount varies by title and I have to pay constantly-changing fees.) If I just discount the books Amazon will price match and cut what they pay me, so a blatantly advertised coupon it is.

Why do this right after the Sysadmin Appreciation Day coupon? That was a test. My estimates said that the math worked, but I needed a series of actual discounted sales to prove to myself that unexpected stupidity wouldn’t ruin me. It should be fine.

You have to pay shipping at my store, but the discount helps. If you buy multiple books from me, you come out better than Amazon.

The coupon isn’t valid on discounted bundles. Yes, you can buy The Full Michael and get all my indie titles in print, but that’s already discounted $150. That’s a better deal than the coupon.

You might notice that publishers like No Starch Press occasionally offer 30% coupons. How can they do that while I’m stuck at 10%? They use different printing methods and have both a warehouse and a staff. I use print-on-demand, which exchanges smaller margins for nonexistent overhead.

Yes, of course I’m hoping this will boost sales. I need a commercial OS for publishing, and Microsoft’s constant connivery to get generative AI into my system requires increasingly intrusive hackery to evade. Apple is still commercial, but at least I can turn off their generative AI garbage with a single button. So I’m hoping to raise enough to purchase a Mac Studio. (Why a Studio? InDesign is freaking huge, and I need something that will last 8-10 years.)

Sysadmin Appreciation Day Sale

It’s Sysadmin Appreciation Day, an annual holiday where one befuddles computer folks by being kind to them.

Today and tomorrow, Tilted Windmill Press is offering 10% off all titles with coupon code YIKES.

Yes, you need to pay shipping on paperbacks, but you get the ebook free with the paper copy. Buy a couple and you’ll break even. Buy a heap and you’ll do better than Amazon.

Coupon is not valid for gift cards or bundles.

Now go confuse a sysadmin.

June’s Juffled Sausage

This post goes to Patronizers at the beginning of June and becomes public at the beginning of July. Not a Patronizer? You could be! $12 a year gets you my latest updates, occasional free tidbits, and the completely pointless MWL Footnote Fortune File.

I set some ambitious goals at the beginning of last month. How did that work out for me?

Finished first draft of the new Networking for System Administrators and get it out to technical reviewers by the end of May? A couple days late, but I’ll call it done. Huzzah! I even got the Kickstarter page up so I can point folks somewhere and even a release schedule! (Holy crap! Glory and the Saints be Praised!)

Finish an orc story for Twisted Presents by 26 May? Pffft. Nope.

In three days I leave for BSDCan. While I’m not taking books with me, I am the con chair and a sponsor. (“The RYOMS kickstarter went rabid? Sure I’ll be the BSDCan reception sponsor! Getting people drunk might improve sales! Wait, Trump did WHAT???“)

Anyway. I owe BSDCan folks a cake, and cookies, and a stern instruction to keep their damn masks on. (Sadly, the closing session video doesn’t show the bit where I enforced the policy, but I understand why; no long-term purpose is served in showing that.) If you’re wondering why BSDCan has a mask policy, I’ve got an informal statement on my blog.

In between all this, I need to cram in writing an orc Christmas story. There are folks who will back a collection just because it has a new orc story, and a collection should have some original content so it might as well be orcish. Besides, an orcish take on Christmas fits the theme.

So I’ll probably assemble the collection and send it to copyedit with a note that says INSERT ORC TALE HERE, and send the orc tale near the end of the month.

Reading last month’s post, I just realized that I put the wrong dates on the Twisted Presents Kickstarter. It should start July 25th, not end. That’ll buy me an extra 12 days. Yes, a Christmas collection Kickstarter should last 12 days. Obviously. 12 Days of “Christmas For the Rest Of Us.”

With any luck, I’ll come back from BSDCan ready to start on the next projects. Allan Jude and I are set up to start work on the new edition of the ZFS books. The two books will become one, called OpenZFS Mastery. We’ll include some Linux content. A few folks have told me that they already want to sponsor it already, but I’m hesitant to open sponsorships until I’ve fulfilled the previous sponsorships. A few people have told me that doesn’t matter, but taking even money when I haven’t delivered the last thing feels rude. Perhaps even gauche. I also plan to finish Skybreach. It’s halfway done, but I got distracted by writing an orc novel. And Laserblasted.

Oooh, right. That’s the other news. Laserblasted is the first book that’ll go through my new release windowing system.

Now that I can sell every independently published title in both print and ebook from my web site, I’ll be releasing everything exclusively on http://www.tiltedwindmillpress.com for thirty days. Afterwards it’ll go to other retailers. Big book platforms have been increasingly tightening their terms of service for years, so I feel no need to prioritize them. My sponsorship of BSDCan allows me to put a flyer in the swag bag, so I’m going to beta test book sales by offering con attendees a coupon code for 20% off retail on all print books. I’ve tested everything to the best of my abilities, but that’s not the same thing as a broad real-world test.

You know what? Now that I write that, I should also offer that coupon code to Patronizers. It works only on print books, not ebooks or bundles. (Bundles are already discounted.)

 

BSDCanTest

 

Coupon expires at the end of June, before this post goes public. Sorry, wider public.

I don’t know that anyone will actually order The Full Michael in print. I mean, look at this. Look at it.

Nobody in their right mind is gonna want all that to show up as a single lump unless we have another bathroom tissue shortage. But the fact that I can provide all that in a single lump means a lot to me.

I need to finish my BSDCan flyer and get packed. Oh, wait–packing means I need clean clothes, right? Uh… see you in Ottawa, or next month.

I’m teaching at EuroBSDCon

I will be at EuroBSDCon this September, teaching courses on TLS and email. Yes, they’re based on TLS Mastery and Run Your Own Mail Server. This means you can sign up for the classes and buy the books on your employer’s dime, read the books on the flight to Zagreb, and skip listening to my tedious droning in favor of touring Croatia.

Do attend the EuroBSDCon social events though. They’re always cool.

I haven’t been to Europe since 2017, so I’m looking forward to seeing folks.

Someone’s going to point out that this con doesn’t fit the health part of my travel policy. Yep. Recent events have demonstrated that I must strengthen my European contacts, so I’m choosing to accept the risk.

BSDCan Gifts

This was my last year as BSDCan chair. The committee worked hard make the con happen. That’s not to my credit, though I am slightly proud of myself in selecting as potential members “people likely to complete tasks” and persuading them to volunteer. I am notably proud of arranging matters so that Kristof Provost felt compelled to scream my name in rage during the closing auction. I’d link to the video, but the sound of everyone else laughing drowns him out. KP is no Bob Beck.

But this post isn’t about that.

Two people gave me gifts. Gifts that I had no idea existed.

From Patrick McEvoy, assistant con chair, video lead, and next year’s con chair: a Laserblast alien figurine. If you’ve read the book, this closely resembles Bert.

Tiny? Yes. Silly? Absolutely? Surprisingly motivational? Yep! I’ve added Bert to my Inspirational Triptych, to remind myself that anything goes. (For the youthful, the others are Rosebud the basselope, Bullwinkle’s Fearless Leader, and the Big Man himself, Cthulhu.) I have no idea where my ideas come from, but these are my literary moral compass. I guess it’s a quadtych now?

The second gift was presented a little more publicly, at the very end of the closing session (video). Warner Losh commissioned my portrait from Frank Pryor. Warner didn’t merely hand him a photo of me to work from. Pryor went through my publicly available media and assembled a complete inventory of my public persona.

Beaver Tails? What do Beaver Tails have to do with anything? There’s a photo from a BSDCan maybe ten, eleven years ago where about twenty of us converged on the Ottawa Beaver Tail hut for deep-fried sweet bread covered in Nutella or peanut butter and chocolate or cinnamon sugar or any other decadence you can imagine. (It’s basically an Instant Diabetes Kit, and it’s fantastic.)

Warner liked the look so much, he even made me a one-of-a-kind T-shirt.

In keeping with BSDCan tradition of course, immediately after this unique T-shirt was presented to me, they proceeded to auction off three more just like it.

I am left with one question, though. You see, right when I was starting to write $ git commit murder Warner joked that he wished someone would write fanfiction about him. That gave me a name, although I changed it slightly to maintain plausible deniability for when in case the real Warner gets killed at a Unix con. (If you’ve ever met Warner, you’d understand this is a legitimate risk.) I am wondering how he knew about the tombstone, though? I mean, mine has an ending date on it, but still, it’s a stunningly good guess.

May’s Mandriarchal Sausage

This post went to Patronizers at the beginning of April, and to the public at the beginning of May. Yes, I know, everyone already patronizes me, but if you want me to pay attention sign up here.

As expected, the economy is in an unforced crash. Yippee! Buckle in folks, it’s gonna be a wild ride. I wish to thank all of y’all for backing me. Those folks who signed up to See the Sausage Being Made for $12 a year add up. The whole Patronizer thing often makes me feel like the founder of the world’s most useless cult, but you do keep the bank from taking the house and I am grateful.

I spent some time this month going through my bills. We’ve had the same cable company for almost twenty years and two different houses. (No TV, just a bit pipe.) Every few years, I’d get a letter that they were upgrading my plan. Fine. I gave them a call and told them to cut my bill or lose me. They cut the bill and upgraded my service again. I really need to put “negotiate with cable company” on my calendar for every two years.

Next up: the cell phone. We had Sprint because it worked here, which means we became T-Mobile, which means our bill had gone up. Probably switching to Consumer Cellular. It’s time to stretch those dollars!

Happier news: all active Tilted Windmill Press titles are in Bookvault, which means I will be able to sell them from my bookstore. Yay! I have a box of 21 proofs coming. If they are okay I’ll get them in the store.

I’m already offering the FreeBSD Storage Bundle in print at $24 off. I’m afraid to look at what I’ll have to charge for The Full Michael in print, but it’ll happen.

Okay, fine. Let me build a spreadsheet and add it up.

34 print books, $785. If I give a 20% discount that makes it $628. Call it $629.99. Nobody’s that insane, but if I don’t offer it one of you is gonna ask me why not. Plus, being able to offer it all feels correct. Like the bookstore is truly complete. You want it, I can send it!

Why do a 20% discount? When you buy direct from me, I don’t have to pay a bookstore or a distributor. 20% splits the difference with the reader, which seems fair. I do have paperwork and financial overhead on direct sales, though, so I’m compromising by offering the split on larger orders. Larger orders also save on shipping. Eventually I want to say “buy 4 or more get 20% off” but I implement only one headache at a time.

Sadly no, I can’t include No Starch titles. They are not print-on-demand. I would have to touch them and compute shipping. Not happening.

The question I’m still struggling with is the default format. I have to choose either “print/epub bundle” or “just epub.” Yes, people can change it with the “Format” drop-down. But defaults do impact people. Is it more ethical to set it to the less expensive option? How many people won’t see the “Format” option?

Clearly I need to pivot to “just give me all your money and I’ll decide what you get,” sigh.

I discovered a complication on direct print sales to Europe, though. The printer does not include commercial invoices. Bookvault does not know how much I charged you, or if I charged VAT. You can download an invoice with your order. I had one European customer who had trouble with this, but other Europeans say that’s fairly standard. I need to go through the print store and add that warning to every print version.

The good news is, I have the hard part of the networking book done. Sort of. I sent the TLS chapter to Bob Beck for review, and it went horribly wrong. The good news is, I get to do some new sysadmin stuff and set up QUIC on my web site. Then I get to do some netflow analysis and see how much of the traffic is QUIC versus everything else. Good fun times, for a strange value of good and stranger value of fun.

The good news is, the second half of the rest of N4SA2e requires very little in the way of updates. Some of the warnings need to be louder, but traceroute hasn’t changed, nor netcat.

Laserblasted is due back from copyedit on 15 May, and I’m wondering: if I can crank hard for two weeks, can I finish this draft and get it to tech review by then? I don’t know, but it’s a worthy goal. If nothing else, I’ll have two weeks of cramming on it.

Speaking of Laserblasted: as an experiment, it’ll be exclusive to my store for a few weeks before I release it on other bookstores. It’s a weird book so it’s not a real test of windowing, but I’ve heard from a few folks who missed the Kickstarter and maybe I’ll scoop them up that way.

Laserblasted also taught me a lesson. I had so much fun ranting about the film that I forgot to describe what the book is. Or: I spent so much time saying what it isn’t that I forgot to say what it is.

Meaning that I broke my own rule, and didn’t write the jacket copy before writing the book.

I still am struggling with the jacket copy. I might just steal my pal ZZ Claybourne’s description:

“What would happen if Gomer Pyle got turned into a scathing indictment of the military patriarchal industrial complex but with way more aliens and laser-inflicted explosions than the sitcom managed to achieve? Starring Brad Pitt as Gomer, directed by Sam Raimi.”

I’m scathing? When did this happen?

Er, uh–yeah. I meant to write that. What that says. I planned that. Yep.

Now to get back cover text that means that.

Maybe I’ll just put that on the back.

I really do need to get a Prohibition Orcs Christmas story written for my Christmas collection. Ideally I’ll launch the Twisted Presents Kickstarter on 25 July and be ready to fulfill immediately upon payment, so I can do the N4SA2e Kickstarter right after. Wait–does that work? Let’s sketch this out.

Let’s be pessimistic and say I finish end of May. I want a month for tech review, which means end of June.

I’ll have Laserblasted proofs ready and hard copies ordered before BSDCan, and order the books for delivery when I get home. Fulfill that by the end of June, no problem.

The copyeditor will have N4SA2e in July. She’s usually about six weeks on a tech book. I haven’t checked with her, of course, and she might blow up my entire schedule.

So if I launch Twisted Presents on 21 July and let it run for two weeks, it ends 4 August. I order books 5 August. Yes, I don’t have the money yet, but I’m assuming Kickstarter coughs up the dough on 18 August, like they do. I can ship them that week. It’s only a handful of copies, it’ll only take a day.

So I get the N4SA2e copyedits about 15 August and spend about a week doing corrections and laying out the print and indexing, all that crap. Launch that Kickstarter early September, let it run for three weeks. (Tech book campaigns should run longer than fiction ones.)

Now to work backwards.

Launching Twisted Presents on 21 July means I must have a print proof in hand by that date. I’ll need everything finalized by 7 July. I need the final manuscript end of June. Most of this book was previously published, but the orc tale needs copyediting and everything needs a final proofreading. I might have to use an alternate editor for that, someone less expensive at speed. That’ll take a couple weeks at best, which brings us up to the end of BSDCan. I’m not working on books during BSDCan. The book must go to copyedit by 9 June.

I need a few first readers to read the orc story. That takes two weeks.

I must have a completed orc story by 26 May. Achievable.

Except I’m cramming to finish N4SA2e by then.

Have I ever mentioned that I’m terrible at scheduling?

All of this is built on the very slender reed of finishing N4SA2e by the end of May. Which means I get QUIC on my web server.

I think I better go get to work.

Buy Your Paperbacks Directly From Me

All Tilted Windmill Press titles are now available directly from me in paperback and ebook at https://tiltedwindmillpress.com. All paperback purchases include the ebook. You’ll get the ebook immediately1, and the print will arrive in a week or so.

Books will be printed in the US, Canada, UK, and Australia. This reduces both shipping costs and environmental impact. Books aren’t exactly green, but local printing makes them less brown. (Are ebooks greener? That’s a great argument over a drink.)

I am excited beyond words. I have been working towards this ever since my first book came out in 1992.

Benefits to you? Those bundles I offer, like the FreeBSD Storage Mastery bundle? There’s now a discount print version. That ridiculous The Full Michael bundle that includes everything I’ve indie published? You can now buy the whole thing in paperback.

Do I expect anyone to drop $624 on a stack of books? No. But I am delighted to have that degree of control.

Books from No Starch Press (Absolute FreeBSD, Absolute OpenBSD, and Network Flow Analysis) are not included. Sorry. I don’t have the access to ship those touch-free on demand. The ILUVMICHAEL coupon code still gets you 30% off at their site and gives me a couple bucks extra, though!

Completing this was a huge amount of work, but the publishing industry is doing its best to eat writers alive. The only way to survive is disintermediation.

I haven’t made hardcovers available yet. Hardcover sales are minuscule next to paperbacks. Some books present challenges, and I’m not sure selling them direct is worth it. I’m doing the easy hardcovers first in the hope that inspiration strikes.

Future books will be released in on my site a month before they’re available at retailers. If they’re trying to eat my career, I see no reason to prioritize them.

“Networking for System Administrators” sponsorships closing and schedule.

Yesterday I finished a raw draft of the new Networking for System Administrators. It’s not ready for technical review yet; the engine has all the pieces, but there are loose bolts everywhere and a couple of the belts are repurposed nylons. I’ll get it out for tech review this weekend.

On 1 June 2025, I close sponsorships. If you want to sponsor it, this week is your last chance. I promised to do a challenge coin for print sponsors and Patronizers so I will, but the next one probably won’t. I’ll happily absorb $10 per sponsor to do something daft, but not the $25 the US’ Wheel of Tariffs threatens. (Regardless of your politics, unpredictability is death to business.)

The tentative schedule for N4SA2e is:

  • June: Technical Review
  • July-August: Copyedit
  • September: Kickstarter
  • October: ship sponsor and Patronizer copies, both print and ebook exclusive to tiltedwindmillpress.com
  • November: standard retail release

The print version will come in a special backer-exclusive edition available only to print sponsors, Patronizers, and Kickstarter backers. (Kickstarter backers can’t get the challenge coin; that’s exclusive to early backers.) I can’t say it’ll be as daft as Ruin Your Mail By Running It Yourself or the Networknomicon, but it will exist.

Then again, I always think my special editions are lame. You can make your own opinion.

“Networking for System Administrators” restructuring

No, not the book this time. The product. Previously you picked a format, print or ebook. If you sponsored for print, Woocommerce used your address to calculate shipping. Cool. It took me a couple iterations to get that working, but it’s the way the rest of the world works.

Then I added print books via BookVault.

Turns out that Woocommerce does not like multiple shipping systems. It says it’s fine. It is not. After months of fighting with this, I realized that my attachment to sponsor shipping autocalculation was causing pain. I have restructured the product so that you choose a destination and pay accordingly.

The total price has not changed. The list price is now shipping-inclusive to avoid Woo’s clunky shipping system, that’s all. While sponsorship is an especially terrible deal for my Australian backers, it is no more terrible than before.

I’m still pushing to get the first draft of this book finished by the end of the month.

Also: attachment is the source of all pain. Well, that and blunt instruments. Those hurt, too.

Laserblasted Update

My copyeditor got the manuscript back to me last weekend. I’ll be getting it into production this week and next, amidst finishing the new Networking for Systems Administrators. Once the book can be purchased both print and ebook will be exclusive to my store for a month or so, then I’ll release it to the wider public.

I was hanging out with ZZ Claybourne and a couple friends, so we picked the movie we’re going to watch and review for the Kickstarter stretch goal. It is… drum roll, please…

Evil Brain from Outer Space.

I see no way this will end well.