My Penguicon 2019 Schedule

I’ll be at Penguicon this year, doing a few talks and panels and such. It’s only fair to warn you where I’ll be.

Friday, 3 May

• 18:00 – LN2 Ice Cream (I’ll be simultaneously presenting “Debauchery as a Service”)

Saturday, 4 May

• 09:00 – Self-Publishing 2019
• 10:00 – Writer’s Block Bookstore, Office Hours
• 11:00 – Breaking Writer’s Block
• 12:00 – Reading
• 13:00 – Improving your Writing
• 14:00 – LN2 Ice Cream (I’ll be portraying the Deadly Sin Gluttony. Don’t laugh, it’s art.)
• 16:00 – Human Trafficking is Everywhere
• 17:00 – FreeBSD Containerization: Jails
• 19:00 – The Fediverse: Decentralized Social Networking
• 20:00 – Ed: The Standard Unix Text Editor

Sunday, 5 May

• 10:00 – Why Techie Nerds Should Write Books
• 11:00 – Senior Sysadmin Ethics Panel
• 13:00 – Cashflow for Writers and Other Creative Businesses
• 14:00 – Nap.

I’m pretty sure that adding three more events will allow me to reach Penguicon Transcendence. I shall become omnipresent, simultaneously attending and giving every single presentation. I recommend you attend Penguicon before that ghastly, inevitable development.

Or maybe they’ll just assign me a room and put a sign on the door: “The Lucas Show! Different Lunacy Every Hour!” So long as they shove LN2 ice cream under the door every few hours, that’ll work.