The fundraising auction is over.
Seth Hanford won with a bid of $777. I wouldn’t normally declare 777 to be a suitable solution to any problem, but I am compelled to sign off on this one.
Seth, send me your receipt and you will get your pig in a poke–uh, your prize. I don’t care which of the suggested charities you donate to, they’re all worthy.
By the way, spectators and other bidders: the anonymous person who bid $550 also donated their bid to charity. If you felt like doing the same, they’d appreciate it.