In an effort to make the word machine in my skull fire up, I’m trying to blog more. Some of those blog posts will be short and/or daft. Besides, why give my silly thoughts to the big companies and not put them here?
Last night, ZZ Claybourne and I got Chinese and finished watching Alienoid. (Alienoid is a Korean two-part sci-fi kung fu what-the-heck film, reminiscent on Buckaroo Banzai on acid. Both parts are out, so I can recommend it.) Anyway, Chinese food.
We all know fortune cookies. Just like most of our Chinese food, they were invented in the US and play to Western ideas of China.
ZZ and I both picked a cookie from the bag. His was, as is traditional, trite and inoffensive. Mine?
This is my new favorite fortune. The world needs more fortunes like this.
Also, M is my lucky lottery number? I do believe I’ve been told that if I want to win the lottery, I must resort to methods other than the traditional “buy a ticket and hope.” Fair enough.

